Think You're Smart?
Rick's Here To
Prove Otherwise.
The Chrome Extension that turns ignorance into entertainment—one roast at a time.
Limited spots. Unlimited humiliation.
Trivia Time, Genius
What is the capital of Australia? 🇦🇺
Battle Scars
Testimonials from those brave (or foolish) enough to share.
"Missed a Star Wars question. Rick changed my name to 'Jar Jar Binks' for a week. Worth it."
"Thought Alaska was a country. Rick broadcast my shame to the entire company. Character-building."
"Three strikes. Rick just typed 'pathetic' and ghosted me. I deserved it."
"I'm the CEO. Rick doesn't care. If anything, he goes harder. Respect."
"Learned more in 3 months of getting roasted than 4 years of college. Money well spent."
"Asked about Python. Rick said 'Even the snake would be disappointed.' I'm taking classes now."
Features That Sting
Every tool you need to weaponize knowledge retention.
Daily Limits
We're not your infinite wisdom dispenser. 5 freebies a day, then back to actual work.
AI-Powered Brutality
GPT-4o trained on contempt. Smarter than you, and it shows.
Your Shame Score
Every wrong answer immortalized. We never forget, never forgive.
Personalized Burns
Each roast custom-crafted for your unique brand of wrong.
Reads The Room
Adjusts the cruelty based on rank. Interns get mercy. CEOs get none.
Pick Your Poison
All plans include unlimited emotional damage.
The Cheapskate
Dipping your toes in humiliation
- ✓5 questions per day
- ✓Basic roasts
- ✓Personal Score History
- ✗Chaotic Topic Variety
The Masochist
Can't get enough punishment
- ✓Unlimited questions
- ✓Premium AI roasts
- ✓Chaotic topic variety
- ✓Immunity Token: Rick goes 10% easier on the wallet holder
The Lifer
All in on self-destruction
Just $4.17/month
- ✓Everything in Masochist
- ✓Priority roasting
- ✓Early access features
- ✓Exclusive badge of shame